Ruffles pizza?



by FleakyC0ffee

45 Comments

  1. Over_Writing467

    Crime against all that is holy, there is no punishment to severe for this atrocity.

  2. Dumbsterphire

    I’m stuck. I believe that this should qualify as a crime, but i would still eat it. It looks a bit sloppy though.

  3. therealdxm

    ![gif](giphy|AVEhQlvjqdZUYfQoEA|downsized)

  4. JeanArtemis

    WHY IS THERE CORN

    edit: I just realized that isn’t cheese or white sauce it’s FUCKING MASHED POTATOES

    One thousand years gullag.

  5. LifeLikeAGrapefruit

    It’s a crime. And a dumb crime, at that.

  6. CupcakesAreMiniCakes

    ![gif](giphy|smt4TtZcbxdXYplr6p)

  7. ddrub_the_only_real

    But like realistically…

    How bad can it really be?

    Would

  8. SmartMeasurement6028

    The pear of anguish for them and their Uber driver !

  9. hollowbolding

    i know these things are mindless ragebait because the asshole with the black gloves always squeezes the pizza so all the stuffing in the crust oozes out and it’s very effective, it does drive me into a mindless rage every single time

  10. atheos1337

    Don’t know why, but this makes me fucking Angry

  11. HighBrowLoFi

    This song, this pizza, this video of it all together, makes me not want to eat pizza anymore

  12. AsASAPAsPossibl3

    I will absolutely close my eyes, thanks

  13. ClohosseyVHB

    Not just this one but a lot of food videos, why in God’s name do they mangle the bejesus out of food like that. If I wanted to see something stuffed with cream to then immediately have it squeezed out I’d go to pornhub.

  14. KinglyRobert91

    Is that…corn…? This is a disaster 😂

  15. DrDontKnowMuch

    Why, why the stuffed crust shot…. I could’ve gone without it….. It brings pain

  16. MyFriendThatherton

    I love it when they squeeze this shit out the ass.

  17. Hansolo506

    OH MY GOD IN THE NAME THAT IS ALL HOLY WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT?

  18. SousVideDiaper

    r/stupidfood

    At least crush the chips a bit and maybe apply a little pressure so they don’t all fall off

  19. Sufficient_Score_824

    Você acha que Deus fica no céu porque ele também teme o que criou?

  20. Fogwaveeee

    Catapiry ruffles pizza

    Catapiry pizza is often seen in Brazil

    With that being said, it’s fucking disgusting

  21. JUGELBUTT

    i can imagine trying to eat this and having your mouth stabbed

  22. Substantial-Plane870

    Looks like it’s just a cheese pizza with ruffles poured on top of it.

    I recommend a full conviction.

  23. Kiefy-McReefer

    Finally, the pizza-criminal justice system doing its job.

    Lock this man up, and throw away the key. There is no place in society for carbs on carbs on carbs with a side of fucking cheese.

    The absolute Caucasity.

  24. LetMeDieAlreadyFuck

    ![gif](giphy|dGTofP3XvOSmfkkueE|downsized)

  25. Loveisaredrose

    I saw the crust pooping and I *knew* this unholy thing came from Brazil.

  26. jwferguson

    I keep a bag of finely crushed cheddar and sour cream chips sometimes for mac and cheese. The other day I was pretty inebriated and lightly sprinkled some under extra cheese on a frozen stuffed cheese pizza. It was awesome.

  27. The only way this would be viable is if the sauce were sour cream, and it was also topped with chive and cheddar.

  28. rikkuaoi

    It’s def a crime but im drunk and high and would go to jail rn for a slice of that. Im still unsure about the corn tho

  29. My small child said if I make that, he will hate pizza for the rest of his life.

  30. OversizedMicropenis

    Why did they squeeze it like it was a brisket for a sec